College Classes for Men
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......"REDNECK COLLEGE CLASSES FOR MEN"......

A new 2 year degree is being offered at college campuses everywhere that many of you may be interested in, but it is obvouis, that it was designed by disgrunted females of which we all are not. Needless to say there is one class that............

BECOMING A REAL MAN.

That's right, in just six trimesters, you too can be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR


Autumn schedule:


MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleezy Underthings for Christmas

Winter schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II Spring schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

SECOND YEAR Autumn schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without it
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If 'it' is Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective

(See Electives Listed Below)

Winter schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependancy
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honestly, You Do Not Look Like Tom Cruise, Especially When You're Naked
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

I Spring schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %*@# ! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230 B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

II Course electives:

EAT 101 Cooking Without the Grill
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mother-in-laws
MEN 232 How to Appear to be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say, "Yes, Dear"
Econ 001B Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001A)