Hillbilly Logic
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HILLBILLY LOGIC
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Two hillbillys decided that if they was to go anywhere in life and they aughten to go to college .

The first one went to see a professor who Told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked the first hillbilly.

The professor answered ,"Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater"?
"I sure do" answered the hillbilly.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good" the hillbilly responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the hillbilly shouted, "AMAZIN"!!! "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae. This is incredible"!!!
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."

The first hillbilly, proud of the new world opening up to him walked back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin"? The second hillbilly asked his friend?
"Math, history, and logic," replies the first hillbilly.
"What in tarnation is logic"? asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater"?
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya"? responds the first hillbilly.  


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