Recently, I visited my favoite hillbilly in W Va. I noticed his neighbor had an outhouse behind his big ranch style house. Its not a bad subdivison. Had to question that!
So we went next door.
His neighbor said I had to build it cause:
Well, I said I can understand that and my friend and I returned to his house. He just started a laughin and alaughin. He didn't tell you one lie ,but man, no revenuer thinks of looking under an outhouse floor when theres a lil bit of the right smell