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The Modern Outhouse---

Recently, I visited my favoite hillbilly in W Va. I noticed his neighbor had an outhouse behind his big ranch style house. Its not a bad subdivison. Had to question that!

So we went next door.

His neighbor said I had to build it cause:
-- See power company cut down all those pines that were out front so all can see what you do outside.
-- Wife kept spraying deoderant and lighting candles
--Someone was always aknockin on the door
--I hate those thin walls a man has to keep his business quiet

Well, I said I can understand that and my friend and I returned to his house. He just started a laughin and alaughin. He didn't tell you one lie ,but man, no revenuer thinks of looking under an outhouse floor when theres a lil bit of the right smell