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There was a beautiful young hillbilly lass, a blonde too, (ha) that thought she was the IN thang cause she has been to Las Vegas. So to show off to her boyfriend she takes him to Kansas City. When she sees the soda machine at the bus station she just beats this city Dude to it.

She digs into a pocket and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke, and out came a Diet Coke. Grins at the boyfriend.

Then she reached in a pocket again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke and out came a Coke and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. She let the boyfriend have it.

As she was reaching into her pocket, the Dude, who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly replied:


"Hey, can't yall see, I'm still awinnin"