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An big city Dude was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.

Frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the big city Dude shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"

The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Ya might will run into a couple of Hillbillys who twer in here sayin the same thing."

So the big city Dude headed in to the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men standing waist deep in the water.

He thought,"Those must be those Hillbillys that guy in town was talking about."

Just then, the Big City Dude saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the Hillbillys.

Just as the gator was about to attack, one of the Billys grabbed it by the neck with both hands and strangles it to death with very little effort.

Then both Hillbillys dragged it to the shore and flipped it on its back.

Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. One of the Hillbillys then exclaimed, Darn, dis un ain't got no any shoes either!"

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