HILLBILLY-STYLE.
"Ah like to (spearmint) with diffr'nt huntin' spots"
"Don't let the man stand outside. (vitamin)."
"(meringue) is gettin' a bit tight on mah finger" 
"(Armageddon) tard of this bad weather."
"Let's hep preserve our natur'l (racehorses)"
"(Anheuser) pa? He feelin' better?"
 "(Anomaly) drink Pepsi, but ah'll have a Coke few don't mind."
"Ma momma's from Virginny, and ma daddy's from (Merlin)."
"I'm gonna use mah new (paramour) to cut the grass."
 
"(Sensuous) up, why dontcha grab me a beer?"
"Ken I have (beckon) 'stead of the sausage?'
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