THE OUTHOUSE

How do I keep the dainty women folk from getting embarrassed when going to the outhouse? Always put the outhouse on the other side of the wood pile. Women, generally being easily embarrassed, will stop and get wood if there are any men around. This way the man never has to carry wood into the house! And, always put the outhouse downhill, or at least never uphill. The length of time it takes to get back to the house doesn't matter. Suggested by Mike Taylor