Hard drive - trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.
Window - place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy - when you run out of polygrip.
Modem - how you got rid of your dandelions.
ROM - delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
Byte - first word in a kiss-off phrase.
Reboot - what you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network - activity meant to provide bait for your trot line
Mouse - fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
LAN - to borrow as in: "Hey Delbert! LAN me your truck."
Cursor - what some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Bit - a wager as in: "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
Digital control - what your fingers do on the TV remote.
packet - what you do to a suitcase before a trip.