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The Brain is Writing a Dictionary

Hard drive - trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy - when you run out of polygrip.

Modem - how you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM - delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte - first word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot - what you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network - activity meant to provide bait for your trot line

Mouse - fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN - to borrow as in: "Hey Delbert! LAN me your truck."

Cursor - what some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Bit - a wager as in: "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

Digital control - what your fingers do on the TV remote.

packet - what you do to a suitcase before a trip.

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