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You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves. | |||||||
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You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants. | |||||||
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You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. | |||||||
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Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center. | |||||||
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There's an expired license plate hanging on your living room wall. | |||||||
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You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil. | |||||||
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You think "six to ten pounds" on the side of the Pampers box means how much the diaper will hold.
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You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. | |||||||
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You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time. | |||||||
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Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.
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You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it. | |||||||
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Turning on your lights involves pulling a string. | |||||||
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You have a refrigerator just for beer.
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Your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. | |||||||
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You come back from the dump with more than you took. | |||||||
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You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year."
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You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them. | |||||||
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You have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
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