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Top 10 Ways
To Tell If A Redneck Works In Your Office

10: His monitor is up on blocks.

9: Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8: The six front keys have rotted out.

7: The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6: The numeric key pad only goes up to six.

5: The password is "Bubba".

4: There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3: There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2: The keyboard is camouflaged.

1: The mouse is referred to as a "critter".