We can learn alot from Grandma.
"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta
"Cute as a sack full of puppies."
"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone
to help me enjoy it."
"Gooder than grits."
"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
"A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't
"When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no
"A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat
covering doo-doo on a marble floor."
"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on
the way down."
"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."
"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"
"I'm just about as welcome at my inlaws as a hair in