LISTEN TO GRANDMA
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We can learn alot from Grandma.





"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style."

"Cute as a sack full of puppies."

"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

"Gooder than grits."

"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."


"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

"A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."

"When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."

"A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering doo-doo on a marble floor."

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."

"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"

"I'm just about as welcome at my inlaws as a hair in a biscuit."



Granny tells some lessons learned on page 2.

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